jingledeeznuts:

c0ntain:

What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

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chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

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honeyboobooilluminati:

the world needs to be aware of bernice 

ohh shiiit get dat

honeyboobooilluminati:

the world needs to be aware of bernice 

ohh shiiit get dat

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I’m no ones first choice. I’m more like the back up.

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im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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haanigram:

THE LAST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA 1999 - 2013

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refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

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daysecraze:

Spirited AwayChihiro and the River Spirit

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jasminrdrk:

cambutsa-riri:

roy-ality:

fireball-mudflap:

how starbucks was invented

Robot chicken rules

You must me kidding me :|

Starbucks has adverts with a mermaid swimming with a 2 part tail so